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Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Haiti is run by Morons

Apparently part of the fine print 1790 pact with the devil was for the leaders to also sell their brains to evil cartoon characters.
In the middle of all the pain and suffering and looting and sex trafficking and gangsters and mindless zombie stuff that goes on in Haiti, the idiots have nabbed some misguided baptists taking kids to a rented hotel in the Dominican Republic.
Chief Dumb-Ass-Prime Minister Max Bellerive is sure he has solved the crime of the century. Now we all know why Haiti is such a nasty screwed up place. This is the clever thinking that has promoted them to wealth and prosperity. Southern Baptists from Idaho in a rental van stealing children. I seriously doubt that one. If you are going to prosecute these people who may very well have been clueless, should not have done this, but obviously had good intentions-while people in your earthquake devastated country are dying-you don't deserve a cent of aid money. Talk about biting the hand that feeds you and being proud of yourself. US churches have donated millions. The international club from my wife's school donated the money they were going to spend on going to the Olympics or Japan or wherever they wanted to go-to aid for Haiti. I hope they gave it to Christian Aid Ministries, but it probably went to the MCC so I'm sure they will find some alternate lifestyle people to help out.
This moron of a Prime Minister will probably get the Nobel Prize or something.
Perhaps his name is really Ray Nagin... Who knows.
The worst thing about this is how news outlets are taking this seriously. This act of perhaps stupidity is being made into a international incident.
Perhaps we should all go read some Kipling...
Read the White Man's Burden (printed below) and think of the folly it has brought us. I do see the point of the poem (assuming it is not satire) but I disagree with it for reasons other that the politically correct revisionist view of history that is taught everyone today. Think of it in terms of the Mr. Prime Minister of a devastated country prosecuting people who thought they were helping. When you know damn well he is getting kickbacks from traffickers of all sorts...
The white man's burden my ass-let them all kill each other....sell each other into slavery why should we force them to better themselves? It is stupid, they hate us for it-but want our new shiny cars. Insanity!

Take up the White Man's burden--
Send forth the best ye breed--
Go bind your sons to exile
To serve your captives' need;
To wait in heavy harness,
On fluttered folk and wild--
Your new-caught, sullen peoples,
Half-devil and half-child.

Take up the White Man's burden--
In patience to abide,
To veil the threat of terror
And check the show of pride;
By open speech and simple,
An hundred times made plain
To seek another's profit,
And work another's gain.

Take up the White Man's burden--
The savage wars of peace--
Fill full the mouth of Famine
And bid the sickness cease;
And when your goal is nearest
The end for others sought,
Watch sloth and heathen Folly
Bring all your hopes to nought.

Take up the White Man's burden--
No tawdry rule of kings,
But toil of serf and sweeper--
The tale of common things.
The ports ye shall not enter,
The roads ye shall not tread,
Go mark them with your living,
And mark them with your dead.

Take up the White Man's burden--
And reap his old reward:
The blame of those ye better,
The hate of those ye guard--
The cry of hosts ye humour
(Ah, slowly!) toward the light:--
"Why brought he us from bondage,
Our loved Egyptian night?"

Take up the White Man's burden--
Ye dare not stoop to less--
Nor call too loud on Freedom
To cloke your weariness;
By all ye cry or whisper,
By all ye leave or do,
The silent, sullen peoples
Shall weigh your gods and you.

Take up the White Man's burden--
Have done with childish days--
The lightly proferred laurel,
The easy, ungrudged praise.
Comes now, to search your manhood
Through all the thankless years
Cold, edged with dear-bought wisdom,
The judgment of your peers!

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