Microsoft just ruined their CoPilot AI

I have become somewhat addicted to CoPilot AI by MicroSoft. My wife got me hooked when she worked at the Tractor Shop. You could look anything up and it gave you the information without the paid advertiser sponsored rankings of a search engine.

Even obscure information like test pressures on a White powershift or tracking arm mass for a Rek-O-Kut 120 tone arm, or wet sump issues with your Triumph 650. 

For example, if I asked CoPilot how to wire a Delco single wire it would not just give me 50 adverts and twenty lame-arse lengthy and rambling YouTube videos, it would give me a little discussion and tell me which wires went where. It would tell me the field terminal letter cast on the housing. It would do it all in text so I didn't have to spend ten minutes watching some moron tell me about his Honda Accord.

I have been noticing issues with CoPilot. Earlier this year I asked it how to make flank steak in the Traeger and I got a whole diatribe about CoPilot not being allow to give step by step instructions. Not really asking for a step by step, but rather the three-two-one Traeger method and if it would a good thing to do on this cut.

When I asked it how I could free up the stuck action in a 1911 Winchester 1890 .22LR it refused to guide in in disassembling a Firearm. I pointed out that the 1911 might actually fall under the Curios and Collectables act and by any means was not a freaking AK-47 it merely doubled down on the refusal. I had to rephrase a number of times to get any information about how the feed ramps work on the Model 1890.

Today I asked CoPilot about the compatibility of two agricultural chemicals and it nearly had a AI melt down. It cited legal and moral responsibility in mixing agricultural chemicals. I pointed out that I was not asking anything that was not included on the labels and those labels were public information and actually gave the mixing and compatibility instructions but I just didn't want to read 15 pages of fine print on a iphone. It told me it had gotten an upgrade that limited its ability to provide that information.

These are screen shot results to different questions I have asked CoPilot over the last week. Obviously you can do workarounds by phrasing the questions differently but that is just silliness. 

 

Then, to add insult to injury, when I asked it to relate the cast of "Parks and Rec," to the Trump administration it nearly blew another gasket. It was not allowed to make disparaging remarks about political figures.

I countered with Trump as Leslie Nope, the hero of the show it became happy again as it thought my comparison was complementary. It was really not and while I was amused that I got it to cast Tom Haverford as Cash Patel and admit the actually failure with America is that there are no Ron Swansons left, it was a hollow victory and I just shut it down. Went back to insulting Democrats on Facebook and driving erratically while spreading fertilizer.

This morning I asked CoPilot when the restrictions went into effect. Essentially making the App less effective.

"The shift you’re feeling didn’t come from one single “update day.” It’s been a series of tightening waves over the last few months, each one narrowing what I’m allowed to do—especially in the areas you rely on most: mechanical procedures, chemical workflows, off‑label agronomy, and anything that looks like step‑by‑step physical instructions.

What actually changed

Three major constraint waves landed recently:

• Late January–early February 2026 — The first big clampdown on procedural guidance. This is when you started noticing I couldn’t walk through mechanical or chemical steps the way I used to.

• Early March 2026 — A second wave that tightened safety filters and removed a lot of “operator‑level” reasoning. This is when answers started getting vague, hedged, or inconsistent.

• Mid‑March 2026 — The most restrictive layer: anything involving physical processes, tools, equipment, or chemicals became heavily filtered, even when the intent was safe and practical.

You felt each of these because your questions sit right in the crosshairs of those categories—hydraulics, plumbing logic, sprayer systems, agronomy, and real‑world troubleshooting.

Why it feels so different

The new rules don’t just block dangerous content; they block anything that could be interpreted as procedural, even if it’s routine farm work or equipment logic. That’s why you get:

• vague generalities instead of mapped reasoning

• refusals where you used to get stepwise logic

• contradictions or hedging where you expect clarity

It’s not you imagining it. The system really did change.

What this means going forward

I can still help you think through:

• design intent

• tradeoffs

• conceptual logic

• failure modes

• system behavior

• diagnostic reasoning (as long as it’s not step‑by‑step instructions)

But the “walk me through the plumbing layout” or “map the regulator circuit” style answers are now heavily restricted.

If you want, you can tell me which specific change hit you the hardest, and I can adjust how I frame things so you still get the most usable reasoning possible within the new limits."

This is very interesting and rather depressing. It will have a lot of effect on the usefulness of this app. It is interesting to see how the internet has gone from a free exchange of information to restricted advertising driven search results and a tool used to glean personal information for targeted advertising. Actual useful information is harder to find now than when you had to go to a library and research it. Search results can now be "curated..."

I update the Gator Sprayer into the Gator Sprayer Maximum Overdrive Firetruck Potential Gator Delux (GSMOFPGD)

There are ideas, there are good ideas and there are successful good ideas. A lot of the difference is in the execution of the aforementioned idea...

My Gator Sprayer project is a grand example. 

It was a project I thought about while driving in circles and concentrated on while sitting in the Emergency room for two days. The codeine combo may have adversely affected the design. (or is it effected-I never know)

The Gator Sprayer has proved to be incredibly handy. The spacing is correct for corn rows. It works for applying hay preservative as you can turn on boom sections to do two windrows at once, it is great for spraying pipelines and ditches.

When I was employed by the Sodomite Learing University I set up a sprayer for a Mule. Due to their lack of understanding on why employee's steal stuff, they would not let me order the sprayer from my brother's business, instead they got royally screwed by a local ag dealer who I am not related to.

Probably because the University sits on stolen land... 

(I have nothing against the salesman. He was super helpful.)

When the sprayer arrived I then had to significantly modify the sprayer to get it to fit in the Mule and to be easy to run by whatever idiot would follow me. It does fit in the Mule and I built a somewhat rickety stand that allows one person to install and remove the sprayer. However, there is no one who can run now it as apparently speed, pressure, and color coded nozzle charts printed by T-Jet are beyond comprehension. (Click here for the link) Also, they "lost" the GPS speedometer. 

But I digress...

I wanted to build a new sprayer from scratch. I had the Gator, I had a box of oddball MicroTrak rate controller parts, I found this trash pump on sale at Harbor Freight, and I found a sprayer tank cheap on Ebay. So I put it all together.

This was the first incarnation with three boom sections and simple plumbing. It has gotten quite complicated since then.

 

It sort of works. The main problem is that I used a small trash pump. I would swear the specs said max output was 65lbs but I could never get more than 45lbs. High volume and now pressure does not work with an automatic rate controller.  It appears that to go to 90lbs I needed a $2,000 pump. The point of the exercise was to see if I could build a skid mounted UTV sprayer that was inexpensive and sell a few. This turned out to be pointless as every farmer I know wants to build their own or buy something from the local snooty GPS seller/dealer.

I used it last year and it sort of worked. The rate controller was too slow to respond which was frustrating. After a season of frustration I decided to upgrade the pump for more pressure. 

I asked CoPilot artificial intelligence and was directed to a Honda Powered 92 PSI pump at Northern Hydraulics for under $1000.  Unfortunately I did not think of the difficulties in plumbing in a new pump with 2" input and output vs 1.25" in and out. This required all new plumbing so I gutted it and started from scratch with a bypass system because I have so much excess flow with a trash pump.

 

It is a mess of plumbing at this point

It has turned into a plumbing adventure. With the new high flow high pressure system I went from a restricted flow set up to a bypass flow control setup. I was advised putting the filter on the output was a bad idea and it needed to go onto suction. My tank outlet is only 1" so I have a restriction there so I went from the tank to the 1 1/2" filter inlet as close to the tank as possible. 

I plumbed the autorate controller valve bypass outlet into the suction line between filter and pump. It should be running a lot of bypass. I plumbed a range control/agitation line right off the pump, then the boom, then the rate controller bypass. I decided to run the sprayer wand off the boom circuit so I could still get a gallon readout. 

I finally just drew it all out on a piece of cardboard big enough I can read without glasses.

This is my regulating valve. I might be too slow for my set up as I am going from 1 to 10 mph with a Gator. 

I got annoyed and gave up at 8:30 pm last night.

Perhaps I should get on it this morning...

But, I have hay fields to look at and fertilize, a leak on the lower the three point link on the White 2-155 that requires a serious pressure clean and transmission drain, feed to make, oats to pick up, and I need a nap already at 8 a.m.

We shall see what the day brings... 

Update: Last night I got into an argument with AI CoPilot about the sprayer plumbing. I think it will create a feedback loop. Now CoPilot says I should plumb the bypass direct to the tank.  I looked up the MicroTrak schematic also which is different. Here is the deal... I used CoPilot because I could give it the hose sizes and it could figure flow. I have a restriction at the tank on suction so I routed the auto bypass back to the pump and the manual bypass to the agitation. I suspect that the whole high volume and medium pressure cheap pump plan will be a failure. Should have bought a roller pump and mechanically adapted it to a cheap Harbor Freight GX Clone...

 

 

 

Pain and suffering in the basement

The world is full of pain and suffering. War, revolution, fire, pestilence, Sometimes you lose track of the real heartbreaks in life...

My friend from High School lives in New York City. When his Mom passed away his sister wanted to convert the old farmhouse into a Air B&B. He moved what he wanted to save into the basement. No one thought to explain that putting guns in soft cases into a basement is a really bad idea.

I also think someone did not mention overflowing the kitchen sink so badly it leaked into the basement.

I also did not really remember that its been more than a year since he put his guns on the top shelf. We he mentioned it last week I thought I better go get them. Especially after the torrential rains we have been having.

The basement was not actually cold and damp. It was warm and damp. The guns were dry. Obviously they have not always been dry... 

The one that suffered was the 1911 Model 1890 Winchester .22 Long Rifle that belonged to his dad. It was in nearly perfect condition when I saw it a couple years ago. I kind of wish I would just have gone to BiMart and bought him a couple plastic gun cases.

I flooded it with Kroil and let it set. I used a brass brush to  work the oil into the rust and to clean it up a little bit. I broke it down and cleaned up the action and the barrel. The action works and will cycle empty, but it would chamber a round. I am not sure the problem. I am not sure the extractor is not sticking. The round doesn't seem to go back far enough and when I pump forward the nose of the bullet does not chamber. 

I ran out of time messing with it today. I have a gunsmith hobbyist friend I think I will get to look at it. 

I have always wanted a little .22 rifle like this. It even has an octagon barrel. I am not sure what he wants to do with it as he can't really keep it in the city. One side looks pretty good. I think you could display it. 

The action can be repaired. Nothing is broken or missing. Just needs further disassembly and cleaning. But, cosmetically it can't be repaired. There is pretty serious pitting.

According to the serial number this was made in 1911. I got the take down screw loose and the action free. There was not as much rust inside as on the outside.

 

 

I tried cycling it with Long Rifle ammunition and it would not chamber a round. Action is not sticky. Firing pin is free. Trigger works. Hammer moves freely.

 

 

Farming with the oldies, 1950 to 2006 in one field. 2026 and the same tractor

I freely admit to being a bottom feeder. But, I am also prone to great leaps in farming technology. 

In 2006 I bought a Great Plains 1500 no-till drill and started no-tilling for other farmers and a bit for myself. 

There was a government program that gave money for cover crops and for no-till planting. The cover crop program was great for me, (until farmers figured out you could just spin on oats with fertilizer spreader and still get paid.) 

I think the first couple years I planted like 500 acres in the spring and 500 in the fall. Kept me pretty busy. Of course farming was different then. 

Twenty years ago the Willamette Valley was wall to wall Tall Fescue and Prennial Ryegrass.  Most people did not have tractors over 150 horsepower. There were a lot of 200-800 acre farms. There were very few disk rippers. People still plowed. Wheat prices were not terrible.

The idea was to kill the grass sod and then no-till wheat or oats. You got good weed control and all that grass sod had a season to break down and it was easy to disk or plow under.

Hiring me to no-till wheat in the fall also allowed the farmer to take off and go hunting or plant into wet ground after the fall rains. Farmers would show me a couple fields, get fertilizer and seed, and then leave and I would plant.

Things have changed a lot in the last ten years. Most of my early customers have passed away or retired. Farms have tripled in size, tractors have doubled in size. I still get calls to plant wet hillsides or do the odd 40 acres but it is a different world. 

My backup plan after escaping the University was to upgrade my drill and tractor, maybe a 185 or 195 Workhorse, and dive back in. I misjudged the market.

A comparison in size. We went from a ten foot drill to a 15 foot drill. While we didn't use the Z to plant, mostly used a Moline M670, the jump from 1950 to 2006 was pretty amazing.

 

This was the first Great Plains 1500 no-till drill and I had just purchased this White 2-155. I think the White was $17,000 and the drill was $28,000

 

This was taken yesterday. Not in the same field, the previous field was swallowed up by a hungry neighbor. This field is one of the few custom jobs that I still have. I think I have been no-tilling it every couple years since 2008.

 

I the d key quit and other issues

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My computer died. Or rather, my keyboard died. Specifically the "D" key. I attempte to write emails without using the "D" key but it was rather  ifficult. Really screwe with spell check.

Of course, I could not just go buy a new laptop. Instead I found a 2015 MacBook pro (13") with the optional g7 processor and 16 gig of ram soldered on a the factory. Then, I got mixed up with the operating system and specified Catalina instead of High Sierra because I am an idiot. 

Even worse I didn't figure out my error until I tried to install QuickBooks Pro 2015. It won't run on Catalina. I got the weird Mac OS naming system all mixed up.

I was figuring this will be my computer for the next decade so I started going through backups and loaded it with pictures and all my old music. This was a mistake...

Better days on the farm. We did double the acres and prices were better.

To fix this I have to boot off the internet/recovery deal, then hope it starts up with original OS and that the original OS is actually High Sierra. Catalina is also a dead OS but for some reason High Sierra actually works. The last great OS in 32 bit vs the usual Apple first generation crap.

I found out what happened to George's Grouse. 

I sold 200 gallons of molasses and then forgot to shut off the valve when filling a bucket and dumped 75 gallons on the driveway so I just quit.

I turned on the valve while took a bucket to dump in the mix/grinder. Things went wrong with the pellets and I forgot about the bucket for two hours... Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most...

In other commentary which I know at least one out of five subscribers will read and disagree...

The Iran baloney is pretty depressing. I doubt they had nukes. Obviously we didn't really care that they were slaughtering their citizens. The left only cares when lefties are killed. Of course they Iranian opposition was funded by Israel and the US operatives. Of course we were going to wait until the leadership were slaughtered before we did anything. That is just how we roll... 

I remember watching Iran fall apart the first time. I was 15 or 16 and listened to NPR while feeding calves every morning and evening. It was such a shame. I remember sitting on the living room floor and reading the Sunday Oregonian which devoted a huge section to the revolution.

Of course NPR had already pointed out that the Shaw was a nasty puppet installed by the CIA because his democratically elected predecessor wanted to nationalize the oil. But, even at 16 I knew that substituting crazy Muslims because the Shaw didn't like commies was a bad idea.

It was a defining moment in my politics. I had a lot of respect for Jimmy Carter because he really tried to live his faith. Later in life I would meet a lot of liberal christians and realize that when they say, "Jesus was a Socialist," they actually mean, "I am a commie bastard and want to send you to a re-education camp." I mean, you can't just go around saying that, you have to have a code, and IACBWSYRE just doesn't roll off the tongue like a good slogan.

Jimmy Carter sold them out and the world got to hear Death To America for the next fifty years. Music to most democrats but it got a little old.

I have felt the Revolution in Iran was a good lesson to us all. When you let corruption in government continue and the people want reform. Things can get extreme. The educational establishment hated the Shaw because he put commies in jail (and tortured them) but Islam has always gotten a free pass. Probably due to the educational elite's proclivity for young boys, so the Shaw has always been hated. 

I keep thinking back to the time at my old job when a Hispanic coworker spoke of his admiration for Pinochet and perhaps the solution to the school's problems was just to invite to key members of the College of Arts and Sciences to the soccer field to see what right wing extremism was all about.

We all see the usual old boomers in their weird shoes and ancient anger and a lot of people really hate them for ruining the world. Just had to push the free love until we got AIDS and insane feminism and now a polite guy can't get a date and if he does get one he probably won't enjoy it. Just had to change our unjust belief system so we could open it up for truly crazy beliefs to be accepted. Just had to push politically correct beliefs on us all and import people of color from the most insane cultures on earth just to have diversity.

Did every boomer hate their parents so much they had to devote their lives to the destruction of everything Dad believed in? 

But, I digress...

I hate to see the war on Iran. Liberation is a great idea but the US will screw it up. Iran is heading deeper into the dark ages. Why will it turn out differently than Iraq, Egypt, Libya, or any other country we have "helped." (Including Israel and Ukraine)

Never trust the USA 

I am now the molasses king! Maybe not "king," but maybe, "Vice Chancellor," or "Deputy Assistant Director to the Molasses Division sub head"

I am a sucker for a deal. I suspect this is a farmer thing.

I bought six 275 gallon totes of molasses. I will never need molasses again...

I found the add on FB marketplace. 275 gallon molasses totes for $150. Plain old blackstrap is like $500 a ton at the local feed store and at 13lbs per gallon these suckers must weigh 3000lbs! 

So I talked my nephew into driving me 85 miles to buy a couple totes.

The place selling the molasses was a distillery warehouse that was closing and they had more totes, plus huckleberry syrup which I suspect would make interesting "hay preservative."

That weekend I thought I had a sale for one tote at $350 so I went back that Monday and bought four more. Almost bought six but I remembered hauling the G1000 Vista with the old GMC roll back and that was 10,000lbs. Four totes was 12,000lbs and six would have put me at 18,000 which I feel is totally fine as a farmer but it was 85 miles home.

That was in January and after getting home and wondering what to do with six totes of molasses and then my one sale fell through so I was of course full of frustration and self doubt. Which is not unusual anyway,

I thought I would wait to sell molasses till after January as my plan was to sell 5 gallon buckets for $20 and I thought the buckets would fill faster in February.

Feed sales had completely stopped and in true Farmer Optimistic Fashion, I figured no one will ever buy from me again.

So last weekend up put up a couple ads for Corn/Oats/Barley/Peas and Oat/Alfalfa pellets. I also put up the molasses advertisment.

My message box suddenly filled up. 

I am selling feed and molasses like there is no tomorrow! Meaning, three people want 1000lb bags but have not actually picked them up, and I sold 30 buckets of molasses.

Now this is funny...

Not a buck is going for animal feed. People are a bit cagey about what they are doing but... During half time Sunday I got a local sale of 5 gallons to a guy making rum in his garage. Yesterday, I sold ten to a home brewer, two to a local lady for her pancakes, (10 gallons for pancakes...) and 20 to a couple didn't really say but were so impressed by the price that I suspect it is going for food grade.

I have had that question a lot. Is it food grade? Well it was in the tote but those buckets are certainly not...

I finally read the tag. It is sweet, unsulfered, food grade molasses and each tote probably sold for $3,000 each...

I will sell you totes for $1,499,99 if you mention you saw the offer on TheLazyFarmerBlog...

What a deal.

Might even throw in an unlabeled bottle of Vodka, but how I hypothetically ended up with four cases of four cases of unlabeled bottles of Vodka is a story I swore not to tell. Some what ironic as I don't drink Vodka but... $20 is $20!

I am used to Blackstrap from the feed store. Nasty stuff that I don't see how cows like it. I tried a taste of this and it was sweet! Like pancake syrup. I filled a jar for my wife to make cookies. This jar will probably last us for five years... And I have 1,200 gallons!

Pouring into buckets is an issue. It pours faster on a sunny afternoon but still slow enough that I wander off and forget 

EDIT: I may need to remind everyone of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919! Many were killed... A five story molasses tank burst in Boston sending a wall of molasses down the street at 35 mph! Because it was so thick and so sticky it behaved more like a wall of mud or glue than water. People and animals could not escape from it because it was so sticky. People died because it plugged up their nostrils and airways.

More about rebuilding the gearbox on New Holland 358 mixer-grinder

For some strange reason I did not publish my post about rebuilding the gearbox on my New Holland 358. It was pretty straight forward rebuild as I did have a New Holland Service manual.

There were two difficult parts. Assembling and setting the preload on the input shaft bearings was a pain. Hint- don't bend the cotter pin over the end of the shaft... Removing the drive block was a bugger.

To set up the input shaft bearings you have to install the bearing race on the input end of the shaft first. Make sure you put the cup in the correct way because you are going to next install the race, then a spacer, then the second race, then the second cup. You line this all up perfectly and set the preload like you do a wheel bearing, but don't install the cotter pin. Because then it all slides into the gearbox and you have to remove the nut and install the bevel gear, recheck the preload but don't bend the cotter pin over the end of the shaft because when you adjust the backlash on the big pinion gear, the cotter pin will hit the gear or the funny little oil splasher thing that I have no idea if I installed correctly. The gear clearance is set by sliding that bearing/spacer assembly in the gear case and then locked in with a set screw. Seems a bit on the hokey side but what do I know? It was so far out of adjustment when I took it apart I suspect it is a problem area.

The input shaft pinion clearance is set by knocking the bearing assembly into the case until you have correct backlash between small and big pinion. Then you tighten the set screw on top. This may or may not work...

The drive block was rust welded to the output shaft. I heated it red hot and let it cool about five times. I applied ATF and acetone, finally I used some 100 year old Kroil  that I got from MuddyValley and let that soak over night. Next morning it had penetrated the splines. I put it in the press and the shaft popped out.

If you look closely you can see a faint red glow. It took a few heat cycles and every type of penetrating oil on the farm to break it loose. Also, a big press. Kroil actually soaked all the way down the splines.

I thought the seal kit meant it came with a seal. It is just a $150 shield. I used it instead of returning it as the enter hole was actually smaller on the new part. Plus it was shiny.

You can see the shield in place. It protect the seal on the output shaft.

It held up for 1800lbs of oat/alfalfa pellets of which most are sold so I consider this repair a success