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Wednesday, May 23, 2012

I find a Viagra Pen under the seat in my Tractor!

Why is there a Viagra Pen in my tractor and where did it come from? Is someone trying to tell me something?
I was looking for a snickers bar as I forgot my lunch the other day. I usually keep a snickers in the A/C defroster vent. The White tractor has a little door which you can open to blow air on the windshield as a defroster. It is just the right size to fit a candy bar. I wish it were big enough to put a can of pop. There was no candy bar.
However, I did check under the seat and I found one. It was a little white around the edges but I was hungry and I had coffee left with which to wash it down.
I kept thinking of the swimming pool scene from "Caddy Shack."
Anyway...whilst rooting around under the seat I found this pen advertising Viagra. Hope it didn't come from the same fellow who brought me the hot tub.
Ironically, it was missing the ball and wouldn't write.
Also Ironically... If you could read the loup monitor screen it would say, "Should Be Seeding"

14 comments:

  1. But did it still have it's spring?

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  2. I must be a little slower than usual today. Reading the title I asked myself, "what would you use a viagra pen for?" Is it something like an epipen? But whoda' thunk, its just for writing?

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  3. I don't have the willpower to stockpile candy bars in my tractors. I do try to keep a stash of pretzels and jerky in the cab during fall planting. Not uncommon to go all day on that diet along with the ever-present strong black coffee!

    The pen seems like good fodder for practical jokery around the farm. My tractorcab finds are not nearly as interesting.

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  4. I used to keep loads in the tractor when I used to go off contracting for my dad but a bottle of pop got wedged under the brake one day and nearly killed me so I was much more careful after that!

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    1. Yeah, I had a Pepsi stuck in the A/C vent on the bale stacker and I hit a very severe bump in the field. Not only did it hit me on the head it fell out, but it also sprayed Pepsi around the cab of the stacker. This was almost as bad as the time I was stacking and shooting mice out the window a the same time and an expended .22 shell casing bounced off the ceiling and somehow went down my butt crack as I bent over. That made me do a little dance. Keep in mind I was driving in a field, picking up bales, shooting mice/voles-with a semi-auto in one hand.
      I don't do that anymore.
      Can city people even attempt to comprehend just what sort of inane things we do out in the country?

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    2. That made me smile! I often think that about city people (we call them townies over here). I shake my head at some of the things I get up to!

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  5. What happens in the cab, stays in the cab.
    Must have been some kinda party.
    Thanks for the laugh.

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  6. So is "the helper" using something in there other than coffee to stay up late?

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  7. Did I hear strains of "Twilight Zone?"

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  8. I have no idea as to the joke. Perhaps I picked it up on a visit to the Doctor's office. It seemed kind of funny when I found it.

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  9. I had to laugh at Ralph's comment because I thought the same thing...like it was a dose of Viagra...lol...btw...I read just the other day that a Viagra pill costs $23 EACH!!..I couldn't believe it..looking forward to reading your past and future posts..

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  10. Non city gal, I love your camper trailer. We once took a 1961 Aloha hooked to a 1970 Chevy pickup 6,000 miles across the USA. This was not in 1970...I may have been ten years ago...It was an adventure!
    It would be pretty funny to find a pill under the seat! Then I really would start to worry. It is funny how your brain "auto-fill" text for you!

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