Apparently some elephants also escaped and they were in this ladies garden. The lady was not familiar with elephants having come illegally from a country where they have eaten all the elephants and sold their tusks on the back market.
She called the county sheriff and explained that there were large gray animals in her corn field pulling up the corn plants with their tails.
The officer (stalling for time whilst he loaded his Army Surplus M-16 and recharged his tazor-in case she needed to be calmed down) said, "Lady what are they doing with those corn stalks"
And the lady answered,
"Well officer-you'd be surprised."
She had never seen an elephant before...
Sort of like what happened in Zanesville, Ohio.
Wonder how close it is to Martinsville?
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