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Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Templeton's Booze and Broasted Chicken, Amity Gets a Bar!

We are all getting quite a laugh from the Broasted Chicken sign that has appeared in the window of the former Ashes Cafe in "down town" Amity.
Yesterday leather booths (not boots) appeared stacked inside the door.
The story is that "Neal" the owner of the building is opening a bar. This is amusing to those of us who have been patrons of the Amity Cafe though several incarnations because it harkens back to the days of drunken ownership, drunken partially naked waitresses in the evenings, and rats.
All of those were extremely entertaining.
I was there for the rat infestation but only saw the drunk topless waitress via a shaky cell phone photo and I couldn't really see if she was really topless or not. (Only looking for informational purposes only)
We are anxiously awaiting the opening of Templton's Bar and Grill as in the old days there was just a little bar a the back room. The word is that the new incarnation will be nirvana for the mid-day drinkers in Amity, the whole shebang will be devoted to booze, broasted chicken and Video Poker!
HiJinks will ensue!
Perhaps that will be the slogan painted on the door.
It also pretty funny that it is right next to the Blue Goat. I wonder just how the two crowds will mix.
Or what will happen when the rats return.
It will be really funny if a sign appears in the window, "Under Previous Management!"

5 comments:

  1. Some interesting facts: L.A.M. Phelan, the inventor of the world-famous Broaster pressure fryer, was also responsible for building the first automatic gasoline pump, the first automatic toilet, and the first automatic commercial refrigerator.

    Darryl Hannah was a model very early in her career for one of Broaster’s print advertisements.
    I guess that's something to broast about.

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  2. I'm still bummed that I never got to experience Ashes Cafe. Looking forward to a review of the new hangout!

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  3. Yikes! I heard that Neal hired some shakey people to cook, without experience, one had just done a little back up for Sharon but not anyone to write home about, so I hope you don't have your sight set on great or even good food,and no breakfast.....what a disappointment! But then again you could always drink your lunch, just what Amity needs......

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    1. I hope they weren't from that Chinese restaurant that's been in the news lately.

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