It was a beautiful afternoon in Italy. September 11, 2026 started with clouds and a threat of rain, but by afternoon the sun was out and the sky was a beautiful blue, and it started to get hot.
I started to get hot because I was in the process of climbing 3,000 feet and it felt like I was going straight up the steepest staircase you would ever want to meet.
When I was a grounder, one of my duties was to clean up the football stands after games. It was a great job as I found spare change and swag. I never had to actually buy school t-shirts or sweatshirts, I generally found them in the wild.
Just to be cool in my own little mind, sometimes I would run up the bleachers with my leaf blower on the back. (Later I found it had really amused the football players to see the old grounder dude running the bleachers with his leaf blower)
This was basically the same thing. Except I was three years older and no where near the shape I was in then.
The scenery was epic at first. As the pain increased my appreciation for bright white rocks began to diminish substantially as did my ability to see much beyond my next step.
To add insult to injury, just about the time I was thinking I would sit down and cry, a fat and jolly European dude would be happily descending past me. Sometimes they would exclaim (in heavily accented English) "there's beer at the top mate!"
What I could never figure out, is how they ever got to Rifugio Biella in the first place!
Here is the second issue... When they say the hike from Lago di Braies to rifugio Biella is 3,000ft up and 370 ft down, and four miles, they neglect the most important part. The first 2.5 miles are virtually flat. The higher you go the steeper the climb.
The rifugio itself is beautiful and rustic. You have to climb down a couple hundred feet to where it is perched on the side of a rocky hillside. (mountain side) The view of the surrounding Dolomite Mountains was amazing. Up above us there were funny sheep with long straight horns silhouetted against the afternoon sun.
In fact, the physically fit members of the group hiked up there and took pictures. Not all twenty of the more physically fit members. A few of them were drinking beer on the balcony and quite relaxed when I staggered in.
I was secretly pleased to hear that there was in fact, one guy behind me yet. After their invigorating climb, a couple of the more athletic guys went back and encouraged him in. I took a shower.
Dinner was pretty impressive. I forgot to write down everything because that is just me but...
There were three or four courses. I missed the first one as I was in the shower but the second was a simple spaghetti, followed by plates of Spec dumpling balls in a broth. These were good at first but later solidified in my gut and over the course of the trip I learned to avoid them. Spec is a cured ham and can be really good or it can also have a weird and disgusting after flavor.
Dinner was good, especially the chocolate desserts and Apple Strudel.
I was tired and ready for bed. I didn't know how tired until I tried to climb the ladder to my bunk and honestly was worried I was not going to be able to do so.
But, now I must go make chicken feed as my customers are starting to get a little angry...