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Sunday, April 7, 2013

Free Ebraimi Jamshid!

I have a daughter and I understand...
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9 comments:

  1. His mistake was in not blowing the kid's brains out and then saying that he thought his daughter was being raped.

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    1. Maybe Gorges, but then he would be on trial for murder with all that entails. The fact remains that you don't shoot blindly w/o knowing who or what might be hit. A good old fashioned "laying on of hands" would have been much more satisfying, endangered no one else, and probably would have resulted in a dismissal and a high five from the judge.

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    2. I think the traditional daughter defense gun is a 12 gauge and you pepper his behind going out the window.
      Obviously you can't go shooting off guns like that and he should be in some trouble. Plus he is probably nuts but that ain't the point.

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  2. If you can fire your gun to scare off a rapist, can you fire it to scare off a statutory rapist?

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    1. I think anymore you just have to say boo!
      Actually, in this day and age, don't ya think the proper thing to do would have to brought them milk and cookies and given them a lecture on "safe sex."
      Perhaps later, a trip to the family planning center.
      Why can't we all just get along.

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  3. What ever happened to rock salt loads in a 12 gauge? Just remember to do a thorough barrel cleaning afterwards.
    Officer, I didn't really mean to blow his &%$# off, it was just rock salt!

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    1. Muzzle loading side by side twelve with exposed hammers and Damascus barrels would be the proper implement.

      In these gentler times it might suffice for a young gentleman caller to notice the muffin tin with measured portions of rock salt, primers and empty shells crudely hand labelled "Squirrel Load".

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    2. I would also need to wear overalls and a straw hat I suppose.
      I think it is really going to intimidate my daughter's suitors to see me setting on the porch in a rocking chair putting foam bullets in belt for the Nerf machine gun with a candy cigar behind my ear and The Legendary Stardust Cowboy on the Victrola.

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    3. Collieguy has a good idea. I'll loan you my Parker and some empty shells and primers for your muffin tin for when she starts dating.

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