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Monday, May 18, 2015
Penthouse apartment?
Here on the farm, we take our slogan, "mov'in on up" quite seriously!
Instead of an elevator to get to the penthouse I will just lift the whole penthouse. I think If I hooked several PVC pipes together I could run the lift levers out the window of the trailer, I mean penthouse flat.
This higher I go with the lift the further you have to stick your little finger out when you sip tea. Or perhaps it should be wine. I bet it would pour out of the box better the higher you get!
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I'm not sure your roof will take the weight.
ReplyDeleteInstead of an elevator to get to the penthouse I will just lift the whole penthouse. I think If I hooked several PVC pipes together I could run the lift levers out the window of the trailer, I mean penthouse flat.
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ReplyDeleteYou serving highballs in that thing? Lift driver got a top hat? Or are you showing Wile E. how it's done without anvils?
ReplyDeleteThis higher I go with the lift the further you have to stick your little finger out when you sip tea. Or perhaps it should be wine. I bet it would pour out of the box better the higher you get!
DeleteCorporate office for Penthouse edition of The Daily Strumpet?
ReplyDeleteThe Penthouse editor would be girls on Moline tractors in the underwear?
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