I have been wondering if our neighborhood is being bombarded by alien death rays. I have been experimenting with hats to see if interrupting these rays will improve my thinking ability.
I thought I would start out with this Mercury hubcap. I'm having some trouble getting it to stay on my head.
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Great idea! Hold it in place and have somebody hammer it enough to form fit it to your head.
ReplyDeleteA Mercury hubcap is a good choice. It flows & is very easy to form. Do not take orally.
A *Mercury* hubcap is very appropriate.
ReplyDeleteI should mail it to Ralph Goff, it would fit his car.
DeleteLook out behind you. Imperial Jet Star.
ReplyDeleteWhat? You see a spider? Or a robot?
DeleteChinstrap.
ReplyDeleteYeah tin strap
DeleteGo about like that with your left pinkie out a clever ruse. Throw them off their alien game to think you're having tea, not bouncing death rays.
ReplyDeleteI try to keep my little finger out, if is wine country here.
Deletewhy don't you stick with the standard tin foil?
ReplyDeleteleftbankofthecharles says it is now made out of aluminum and won't work... (due to the international robot/alien brain plot)
DeleteDon't you have a tap and "die" set?
ReplyDeleteGrace and peace.
Oh I do!
Deletewe had a very expensive day yesterday. so i figured i'd come by and see how your money raising efforts were going. did you start a gofundme page cuz i want to learn from the experts.
ReplyDelete:-D
ps i'm old school tin foil also
I started thinking about hats
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