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Saw one of my goats sniff a new mega joule electric fence. Her reaction to being hit square on the nose by Thor's croquet mallet was to lower her head and deliberately march straight through that fence. I found that cattle panels would slow them down a little.
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Uh, did you ever read "The Compleat Anger; Or, The Contemplative Man's Recreation"? All about the fencing of goats.
ReplyDeleteI've heard of electric fences
DeleteSaw one of my goats sniff a new mega joule electric fence. Her reaction to being hit square on the nose by Thor's croquet mallet was to lower her head and deliberately march straight through that fence. I found that cattle panels would slow them down a little.
DeleteDo not park your cars nearby in an attempt to fence them in.
ReplyDeleteBecause they eat tin
DeleteAnd they like to climb and walk around on them. Then they eat them.
DeleteGoats are best restrained by steel cables fastened to their collars and fastened to a deeply-set iron stake. Anything less is comedy.
ReplyDeleteI've seen them attached to large tractor tires also
DeleteThey are best restrained by placing them in the freezer, or wrapped around a stick, shaved, and served by men in turbans.
Deletei'm speechless. uh... you need electric fence, friend. goats? why goats?
ReplyDeleteI suspect someone (unloaded) gave it to him.
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