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Sunday, October 19, 2014

Goats

We now have goats. They tend to escape. 

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  1. Uh, did you ever read "The Compleat Anger; Or, The Contemplative Man's Recreation"? All about the fencing of goats.

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    1. Saw one of my goats sniff a new mega joule electric fence. Her reaction to being hit square on the nose by Thor's croquet mallet was to lower her head and deliberately march straight through that fence. I found that cattle panels would slow them down a little.

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  2. Do not park your cars nearby in an attempt to fence them in.

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    1. And they like to climb and walk around on them. Then they eat them.

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  3. Goats are best restrained by steel cables fastened to their collars and fastened to a deeply-set iron stake. Anything less is comedy.

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    1. I've seen them attached to large tractor tires also

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    2. They are best restrained by placing them in the freezer, or wrapped around a stick, shaved, and served by men in turbans.

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  4. i'm speechless. uh... you need electric fence, friend. goats? why goats?

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    1. I suspect someone (unloaded) gave it to him.

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