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Tuesday, January 1, 2013

The Lazy Farmer

They say what you do on New Year's Day is what you do for the rest of the year.
After ignoring my phone for most of the morning I went outside and contemplated removing the offending plug from the water filled roller. It was cold and muddy outside.
Then I went back to bed.
After all, I am the LAZY FARMER...
Unfortunately I am a Lazy Farmer with a short attention span. I am now bored and am going back to work.
I wonder if medication would help.
Five cups of coffee from beans roasted by MuddyValley may have left me just a touch on the jittery side...
If only that 1.2 million dollar donation would arrive!

My happy spot..
(If only I was lying there because I was lazy and not because my back hurt so bad I could not stand another second in that $%^&*(ing Stacker!!!)

12 comments:

  1. I never listen to what "they" say. I understand that "they" said "it couldn't be done". I have yet to figure out who they are, or what it is or was. Que sera sera. Sorry, now you have that song in your head!

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  2. So then it's a bad sign that I took my wife to the Chinese Emporium to spend more money that I don't have?

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  3. I think I will take up coffee roasting. I could take off my mittens for that. Negative five fahrenheit on the other side of that door and probably wolves out there too.

    On the plus side, you've already scored an anonymous offensive hit! Undeserved, unearned and where the hell do people keep their sense of humor? Write on, herr fearless editor!

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    1. Roasted coffee smells so good!
      Anonymously offended?

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  4. So where is this offensive button? All I see is "interesting or funny". I spent today preparing a meal for my family and friends honoring an old family tradition for New Years Day. Enjoyable as it was, I wouldn't want to do it every day of the year though.

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    1. Ralph, you don't see the negative because you think positive? I miss my mother's New Years dinners. And her every day dinners and her holiday dinner's and her cooking in general.

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  5. Getting bored after you go back to bed is a mark of advancing age. Welcome to the mature generation.

    Maybe you could market Muddy Brew to move toward your 1.2 million.

    Grace and peace.

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    1. Being easily bored really gets in the way of my goal of total laziness.

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    2. Actually that is one of the things I realized about the concept of retirement. One of the reason I enjoy my leisure so much is because I have to go back to work.

      Grace and peace.

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