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Monday, July 26, 2010

Today is the first day of the rest of my life?

My daughter hates it when I say that. She also hates it when I say, "remember, if you let yourself down you let your country down." I wonder if instead of "yourself" our dear leader meant, "Yusuf" and this is a veiled reference to Cat Stevens. And he wants us all to become failed artists from the 1960's who are on the "no-fly" list. Show us your birth certificate!
Actually, he has no birth certificate because he is an alien pod person and the whole story of a midwestern white hippie chick with low morals mating with a Islamic Kenyan is just a cover story... Hmm, curiouser and curiouser. Hmm, how do you spell curiouser?
But, I digress.
I don't want to work today.
We have to haul seven loads of hay that may never sell. It is painful. I need to start baling grass straw. We need to combine. It is going to be 90 degrees. The a/c doesn't work on the stacker and may fail on the combine.
I know 90 is nothing to you midwestern folks but I'm not you and this is my bully pulpit to complain all I want...

3 comments:

  1. "If trouble don't kill me, I'll live til I die."

    Floating lyrics; various fiddlers/banjo players/songsters since way before Mr. Edison.

    Theme song of this year's Strumpet office party?

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  2. Like they sang on Hee-Haw, "If it weren't fer bad luck, I'd have no luck at all..."

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  3. Budde, 90 degrees may be nothing for the midwest but its way too hot for me. We have seen 80 the past couple of days and while I sure appreciate it for drying hay swaths, the only time its comfortable is riding in the air conditioned cab or out on the open trike checking crops.

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