I must make a note to myself, "never move through Amity on Wednesday, that is garbage day."
Garbage cans line the sides of the road over the Amity Hill and through the city of Amity itself. This reduces the effective width of the road considerably. The drive over the hill becomes dodge between mailboxes, cars, and trash cans. I hit one once. It was an unbelievable mess. Household garbage, papers, nasty stuff when flying all over the road. They didn't believe in trash bags. I didn't stop.
Cars do not realize that a 15ft wide drill towed behind a tractor that is 12ft wide can't quite fit between the signs, and the lanes, and the garbage cans.
I try not to make eye contact, seems to just antagonize people.
I did get a break moving through town. I had a straight shot all the way to the stop sign at 99W but for a van and a pickup. The plumbing van was pulling a trailer and it looked like we were going to meet on a really narrow very short bridge. I just pulled over between garbage cans and plotted my slow dash through town.
The fellow in the pickup pulled over about half way through town and waved me on. I did not hesitate. I waved thank you as I went by! Just as I got nearly even with him some one pulled out from a side street. They didn't even look the direction they were turning. I was going right down the center of the street as people sat their trash bins right on the white shoulder line. The fellow's eyes got pretty big when he saw me in his lane. I knew he was going to do it so I did slow down. I saw in my rear view mirror that the idiot attempted to pass the nice fellow who pulled over for me. What a moron...
Here is a photo of my route over the Amity hill.
This is where I was planting early in the week. This is wheat into oat stubble. It worked up pretty good.
This is wheat into annual ryegrass stubble. This may be a challenge as the ryegrass keeps coming back. You can see Mount Hood out my window.
The Useful Duck!
Sunday, November 8, 2009
For want of a nail the shoe was lost...
For want of a shoe the horse was lost
For want of a rider the battle was lost
For want of a battle the kinddom was lost
The old proverb goes something like that...
This is what kept me from getting my last field done when it was dry. I broke a u-bolt holding on one of the drill opener arms. I thought I had ordered more but they were the wrong size. So, I welded it. It did hold and away I went.
But then it got dark and I got tired. I was looking at the orange glow of all the monitors and it felt like 10 p.m. It was really only seven, but I was tired and hungry and not that far from home and it was only a couple hours left. So I thought I could finish the next day.
For want of a rider the battle was lost
For want of a battle the kinddom was lost
The old proverb goes something like that...
This is what kept me from getting my last field done when it was dry. I broke a u-bolt holding on one of the drill opener arms. I thought I had ordered more but they were the wrong size. So, I welded it. It did hold and away I went.
But then it got dark and I got tired. I was looking at the orange glow of all the monitors and it felt like 10 p.m. It was really only seven, but I was tired and hungry and not that far from home and it was only a couple hours left. So I thought I could finish the next day.
Here is a close up of the GPS. It shows that I am pretty far off course in turning around. And it shows that I should be finished at 10 p.m. I should have kept going...
This is what I was planting into. Oats into knee high wheat stubble...
This is what it looked like two days later. The next day I was rained out. It was really really wet.


(not such a good photo, but you can see some of the standing water. Should have a photo of the muddy drill when I got done!)
Modern Times
I was listening to Michael Savage the other day in the tractor. He was going down the list of Leninists in the current administration. I don't remember that much of my revoloutionary theory as it's been a while since I was 16... But there is the whole one step forward two steps back thing as explains a lot about the way things work in modern culture.
I got this idea in my head a while back but I don't quite know if I have it right. I thought it was Lenin. I know he wrote a book by this name. I picked up a lot of these ideas on the George Orwell web-ring which is now gone.
The idea of the one step forward two steps back is to go in with a big lie or a big confrontation or crisis. Then you back off two steps, then move ahead one.
For example. There was the Ellen Degenerate lesbo kiss on TV a while back. There was kind of a big hullabaloo about it, then quiet. Then gay charactors started showing up as token characters in most TV shows.
Or the Obama is a Marxist statements which were supposedly shocking and then were of course "disproved." But we see varous figures in the administration praising Mao or being forced to resign because they were avowed communists.
Or, politicians on either side of the asle who make the "big lie" for what ever reason, deny it all, then come back with an admission of a lessor missrepresentation, then slowly return to the big lie-which has now become an accepted truth.
Perhaps I should think these things out a little more before posting. Perhaps I have it all wrong...but perhaps not.
I'm not so fond of the Republican party either...
I got this idea in my head a while back but I don't quite know if I have it right. I thought it was Lenin. I know he wrote a book by this name. I picked up a lot of these ideas on the George Orwell web-ring which is now gone.
The idea of the one step forward two steps back is to go in with a big lie or a big confrontation or crisis. Then you back off two steps, then move ahead one.
For example. There was the Ellen Degenerate lesbo kiss on TV a while back. There was kind of a big hullabaloo about it, then quiet. Then gay charactors started showing up as token characters in most TV shows.
Or the Obama is a Marxist statements which were supposedly shocking and then were of course "disproved." But we see varous figures in the administration praising Mao or being forced to resign because they were avowed communists.
Or, politicians on either side of the asle who make the "big lie" for what ever reason, deny it all, then come back with an admission of a lessor missrepresentation, then slowly return to the big lie-which has now become an accepted truth.
Perhaps I should think these things out a little more before posting. Perhaps I have it all wrong...but perhaps not.
I'm not so fond of the Republican party either...
Going green-Ikea style. The whole green thing just annoys me... Scam! Scam! Preachy Scam... I hate the new smug greenies!!!
I'm not so much of a green for the sake of global warming person. I think the whole going green thing is a big scam. Lots of money can be made from changes in technology and in society and "going green" is a naked attempt to do that.
Going green and man made global warming practically has religious status. People accuse me of being superstitious... Al Gore is just as much a shill for big companies as any other politician, probably more so.
All that aside... I'm quite a fan of things that don't use up natural resources and do cool things. I like to see new and old technology that uses less energy, and costs less money.
I think someone should invest in designing Sterling engines to recover waste heat from all sorts of projects, steel mills, factories, building heating units. Anywhere there is a differential between hot and cold that will run the engine.
But, I digress...
There is now a "super" energy efficient trailer house from Clayton Homes. This house was featured in the January 15, 2009 issue of PopularMechanics. It is a 992 square foot house which I think is based on the "park model" of trailer house. The sort of house that you put on job sites, or emergency housing.
They have just spiffed it up with that pseudo Scandinavian 1960's-70's modernistic furniture design which is now retro and hip. It has bamboo floors and there is some talk of Ikea furniture. There will possibly be an option of buy and outfit the home from the Ikea website.
It has super insulation, options for rainwater collection, solar panels, and it is small but hip looking. You can also add to it. Some sort of modular design so that you can add rooms.
And it looks cool...
That is probably the best feature. It is a 922 sqft manufactured home that sells for $100,000. So, people are buying based on emotion rather than anything else. So what if you maximum energy bill will be less than the claimed $70 bucks a month. You are still paying a cool grand for an outhouse.
On the other hand, hopefully the concept will sell and there will be a trickle down effect to those of us who don't want to spend as much. When we were looking at manufactured homes I could see the real advantage of those little and somewhat inexpensive homes. But, they looked so cheap. You can mold particle board anyway you want to. Why make it look like crap. And what's up with the T-11 siding influence on manufactured homes? Or the plastic fake accents on the corners? Why not just mold the cheap crap to look like a little bungalow from the 1940's? Put just a little bit more of an overhang on the roof, use horizontal instead of vertical lines on the siding, frame the windows differently and it would look so much better.
In my opinion...
Also, there is a blog called "The Beer Goggler," I think this is funny but you have to look it up yourself. There are half naked girls on it. Somehow that and the home were all linked together.
There seems to be several networks of blogs that feature half naked girls and lots of keywords and use Google Adsense. They all network to each other and they all post on each other's blogs. This generates traffic and ad revenue. They are not about farming...
It is an interesting concept, wonder if it works.
Note: the Clayton Homes website is such a crappy site that I couldn't find the home in question.
Going green and man made global warming practically has religious status. People accuse me of being superstitious... Al Gore is just as much a shill for big companies as any other politician, probably more so.
All that aside... I'm quite a fan of things that don't use up natural resources and do cool things. I like to see new and old technology that uses less energy, and costs less money.
I think someone should invest in designing Sterling engines to recover waste heat from all sorts of projects, steel mills, factories, building heating units. Anywhere there is a differential between hot and cold that will run the engine.
But, I digress...
There is now a "super" energy efficient trailer house from Clayton Homes. This house was featured in the January 15, 2009 issue of PopularMechanics. It is a 992 square foot house which I think is based on the "park model" of trailer house. The sort of house that you put on job sites, or emergency housing.
They have just spiffed it up with that pseudo Scandinavian 1960's-70's modernistic furniture design which is now retro and hip. It has bamboo floors and there is some talk of Ikea furniture. There will possibly be an option of buy and outfit the home from the Ikea website.
It has super insulation, options for rainwater collection, solar panels, and it is small but hip looking. You can also add to it. Some sort of modular design so that you can add rooms.
And it looks cool...
That is probably the best feature. It is a 922 sqft manufactured home that sells for $100,000. So, people are buying based on emotion rather than anything else. So what if you maximum energy bill will be less than the claimed $70 bucks a month. You are still paying a cool grand for an outhouse.
On the other hand, hopefully the concept will sell and there will be a trickle down effect to those of us who don't want to spend as much. When we were looking at manufactured homes I could see the real advantage of those little and somewhat inexpensive homes. But, they looked so cheap. You can mold particle board anyway you want to. Why make it look like crap. And what's up with the T-11 siding influence on manufactured homes? Or the plastic fake accents on the corners? Why not just mold the cheap crap to look like a little bungalow from the 1940's? Put just a little bit more of an overhang on the roof, use horizontal instead of vertical lines on the siding, frame the windows differently and it would look so much better.
In my opinion...
Also, there is a blog called "The Beer Goggler," I think this is funny but you have to look it up yourself. There are half naked girls on it. Somehow that and the home were all linked together.
There seems to be several networks of blogs that feature half naked girls and lots of keywords and use Google Adsense. They all network to each other and they all post on each other's blogs. This generates traffic and ad revenue. They are not about farming...
It is an interesting concept, wonder if it works.
Note: the Clayton Homes website is such a crappy site that I couldn't find the home in question.
Saturday, November 7, 2009
The Sun shining on 1/2" of Water in the field
I got my field planted...
If I were not such a lazy farmer I would get out of my armchair and get my camera. I could yell at me wife to do it and if I said "please" there is a really good chance she would, because she is a happy and helpful person. But, i hate to push that. Perhaps I'll try for another cup of coffee from her, and see if I can talk her into fixing me something really good for breakfast.
I'll try psychology.
"Those were really good sausages we had yesterday," said I.
"Those were really fatty," she says.
No such luck.
I'm eating the heel of a loaf of bannana bread.
"Are you saving this foil for something else," she says.
"Yes," I reply.
So much for psychology...
S. has two basket ball games and we have a wedding to attend. I should not try amature psychology on my longsuffering wife under such circumstances.
She grew up in the city. Her father was home evenings and weekends.
I am often gone even though we live on the farm now.
I always work on Saturdays.
When I don't work I am tired and often grumpy and I never get stuff repaired around the house.
In my imagination farms are like the Marx farmsets from the 1960's.
Barn full of cows, chicken house with chickens, a little Minneapolis-Moline 335 for a tractor, four kids. That sort of thing.
Have you ever been in a barn stuffed to the rafters with hay? Especially if you worked your bottom off stuffing that hay in to the rafters. And you picked up the hay in the field with a 1949 Studebaker and a 1942 Chevy truck....
It is the middle of winter and cold outside. But the cows keep the barn warm. There is a warm yellow light from the old incandescent lightbulbs screwed into the dusty white porcelain fixtures. You can smell a comforting mixture of grass hay and molassas and just enough of a faint hint of cow crap that you know you are not just waking up to a breakfast of hot oatmeal, (unless you actually live in a barn).
When you open the old barn door you hear the squeek of the pulley on the counterweight. Someone had a good idea 40 years ago. When the cows hear the squeek they all start talking at one. They know it is feeding time. You climb the stack and kick down a couple bales of grass hay. The hay is so green inside and the smell of summer comes out of the bale. You fork the hay into the manger, you get a five gallon bucket of oats and screenings, and then top it all with a dribble of molassas. The cows are all happy and chewing away. You can hear the sound of 20 cows all chewing at once. There are some snorts and sniffles and cows playfully butting each other. If you stick your head over the manger a curious cow will stick her head up and give you a watery sniff and sometimes stick out her tongue. Of course as soon as she lifts her head, her neighbor dives into her spot as she is sure that there is something better next to her.
The chickens are all asleep as it is dark out. When you open the door you hear a faint murmer of clucking. They know it is breakfast time as well. The eggs are still warm when you pick them up. You have to watch old mamma hen who wants to set. She will peck you if she gets the chance. Sometimes the water is frozen and you have to pour hot water on the waterer to thaw it out. You fork some clean straw in and the more adventurous chickens start scratching for seeds.
By now it is light out and you have to make a run for the house, get your school clothes on and make it to the school bus on time.
We don't have cows. We don't put hay in the barn by hand. The barn is full of stuff we can't throw away. We burn the bad hay. The kids watch cartoons in the morning.
I don't feel like getting up early.
Progress I suppose.
So I wrote all that and realized what I wrote didn't match the post title.
My lovely wife brought me poached eggs and toast. But, no coffee. I don't have the nerve to ask.
I finished the field I was so worried about. Sadie and I went out yesterday morning and we just fired up the White 2-155 and put the drill down and went.
We had to use the 4wd pickup to get to the field. There was a 1/2" of water on parts of the field and the sun was shining. I have some photos but I left the camera in the pickup. Every opener was plugged with bits of straw from the combine run oats. I pretended I didn't see it. The no-till coulters were working the ground enough that the harrow covered up the loose seed that spilled freely out of the seed cups. There was only four acres left plus another four acres of headlands. The field was two foot tall wheat stubble, probably 130 bushel yield, cut with a 20 foot header. There were windrows. I realized why I bought the Great Plains drill. It all flowed through, didn't plug, the air-design scrapers worked perfectly. I didn't look at seed depth. I didn't see any seed on top of the ground.
We got it done. It was a little slimy on the headlands.
There there was the delemia of getting the tractor out of the field. I needed to move the drill home but S. is only 7 years-old and shouldn't be driving on the highway. I put the truck in 4wd. S. drove the truck and followed me. It was pretty slick getting the tractor and drill out but S. did really well in the truck. Once on the highway I went back and shifted the truck into 2wd and put the flashers on. Sadie followed me down the highway several hundred yards to the farm grain tanks. She did very well. She is a careful driver.
Then we went to the cafe for lunch. We are farmers!
The drill is absolutely covered in mud. A good two hour wash job.
If I were not such a lazy farmer I would get out of my armchair and get my camera. I could yell at me wife to do it and if I said "please" there is a really good chance she would, because she is a happy and helpful person. But, i hate to push that. Perhaps I'll try for another cup of coffee from her, and see if I can talk her into fixing me something really good for breakfast.
I'll try psychology.
"Those were really good sausages we had yesterday," said I.
"Those were really fatty," she says.
No such luck.
I'm eating the heel of a loaf of bannana bread.
"Are you saving this foil for something else," she says.
"Yes," I reply.
So much for psychology...
S. has two basket ball games and we have a wedding to attend. I should not try amature psychology on my longsuffering wife under such circumstances.
She grew up in the city. Her father was home evenings and weekends.
I am often gone even though we live on the farm now.
I always work on Saturdays.
When I don't work I am tired and often grumpy and I never get stuff repaired around the house.
In my imagination farms are like the Marx farmsets from the 1960's.
Barn full of cows, chicken house with chickens, a little Minneapolis-Moline 335 for a tractor, four kids. That sort of thing.
Have you ever been in a barn stuffed to the rafters with hay? Especially if you worked your bottom off stuffing that hay in to the rafters. And you picked up the hay in the field with a 1949 Studebaker and a 1942 Chevy truck....
It is the middle of winter and cold outside. But the cows keep the barn warm. There is a warm yellow light from the old incandescent lightbulbs screwed into the dusty white porcelain fixtures. You can smell a comforting mixture of grass hay and molassas and just enough of a faint hint of cow crap that you know you are not just waking up to a breakfast of hot oatmeal, (unless you actually live in a barn).
When you open the old barn door you hear the squeek of the pulley on the counterweight. Someone had a good idea 40 years ago. When the cows hear the squeek they all start talking at one. They know it is feeding time. You climb the stack and kick down a couple bales of grass hay. The hay is so green inside and the smell of summer comes out of the bale. You fork the hay into the manger, you get a five gallon bucket of oats and screenings, and then top it all with a dribble of molassas. The cows are all happy and chewing away. You can hear the sound of 20 cows all chewing at once. There are some snorts and sniffles and cows playfully butting each other. If you stick your head over the manger a curious cow will stick her head up and give you a watery sniff and sometimes stick out her tongue. Of course as soon as she lifts her head, her neighbor dives into her spot as she is sure that there is something better next to her.
The chickens are all asleep as it is dark out. When you open the door you hear a faint murmer of clucking. They know it is breakfast time as well. The eggs are still warm when you pick them up. You have to watch old mamma hen who wants to set. She will peck you if she gets the chance. Sometimes the water is frozen and you have to pour hot water on the waterer to thaw it out. You fork some clean straw in and the more adventurous chickens start scratching for seeds.
By now it is light out and you have to make a run for the house, get your school clothes on and make it to the school bus on time.
We don't have cows. We don't put hay in the barn by hand. The barn is full of stuff we can't throw away. We burn the bad hay. The kids watch cartoons in the morning.
I don't feel like getting up early.
Progress I suppose.
So I wrote all that and realized what I wrote didn't match the post title.
My lovely wife brought me poached eggs and toast. But, no coffee. I don't have the nerve to ask.
I finished the field I was so worried about. Sadie and I went out yesterday morning and we just fired up the White 2-155 and put the drill down and went.
We had to use the 4wd pickup to get to the field. There was a 1/2" of water on parts of the field and the sun was shining. I have some photos but I left the camera in the pickup. Every opener was plugged with bits of straw from the combine run oats. I pretended I didn't see it. The no-till coulters were working the ground enough that the harrow covered up the loose seed that spilled freely out of the seed cups. There was only four acres left plus another four acres of headlands. The field was two foot tall wheat stubble, probably 130 bushel yield, cut with a 20 foot header. There were windrows. I realized why I bought the Great Plains drill. It all flowed through, didn't plug, the air-design scrapers worked perfectly. I didn't look at seed depth. I didn't see any seed on top of the ground.
We got it done. It was a little slimy on the headlands.
There there was the delemia of getting the tractor out of the field. I needed to move the drill home but S. is only 7 years-old and shouldn't be driving on the highway. I put the truck in 4wd. S. drove the truck and followed me. It was pretty slick getting the tractor and drill out but S. did really well in the truck. Once on the highway I went back and shifted the truck into 2wd and put the flashers on. Sadie followed me down the highway several hundred yards to the farm grain tanks. She did very well. She is a careful driver.
Then we went to the cafe for lunch. We are farmers!
The drill is absolutely covered in mud. A good two hour wash job.
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Friday, November 6, 2009
C.S. Lewis saw the whole thing coming
I'm going to have to dig out some real literature and start reading instead of posting.
My Daughter is watching the Chronicles of Narnia from the BBC. The one with less than top shelf actors and really fake costumes.
So we are watching "The Silver Chair." Jill and Eustace are at the experiment house. A "modern" educational facility where everyone is supposed to be equal and they care about social concerns. In "The Voyage of the Dawn Treader," Eustace had "modern" parents who were obvious postWWII socialists. Most of his problems were a conflict between the old kind of God and Country and honor sort of folks who represented the old way of life in Britian.
Eustace's parents and the Experiment house people won in England. There is no more England, or Britian or the English Empire. There is no more British pound and young English people spend their time in a drunken stupor while their govenment imports more and more people who hate them.
The USA is doing its best to follow. It is about 20 years behind the EU. Watch the hate crimes legislation. It needs to be relabled "thought crimes."
S. is reading the "Last Battle," at school. How that book escaped the thought police is beyond me.
I wonder. Is William Ayers the Ape and is Obama Puzzle? We certianly have the other characters in place. More and more Calmorines are coming everyday. One of them went Islamic at Fort Hood the other day...
I think there were a few folks who have read George Orwell's 1984 and thought it was a good way to run the world.
Here are some quotes for you to try and relate to the modern world...
"If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face--for ever."
"war is peace"
"freedom is slavery"
"ignorance is strength"
"The Party seeks power entirely for its own sake. We are not interested in the good of others; we are interested solely in power. [. . .] Power it not a means, it is an end.", George Orwell
Look at this funny bumper sticker. "Bend over Here comes the Change!"
My Daughter is watching the Chronicles of Narnia from the BBC. The one with less than top shelf actors and really fake costumes.
So we are watching "The Silver Chair." Jill and Eustace are at the experiment house. A "modern" educational facility where everyone is supposed to be equal and they care about social concerns. In "The Voyage of the Dawn Treader," Eustace had "modern" parents who were obvious postWWII socialists. Most of his problems were a conflict between the old kind of God and Country and honor sort of folks who represented the old way of life in Britian.
Eustace's parents and the Experiment house people won in England. There is no more England, or Britian or the English Empire. There is no more British pound and young English people spend their time in a drunken stupor while their govenment imports more and more people who hate them.
The USA is doing its best to follow. It is about 20 years behind the EU. Watch the hate crimes legislation. It needs to be relabled "thought crimes."
S. is reading the "Last Battle," at school. How that book escaped the thought police is beyond me.
I wonder. Is William Ayers the Ape and is Obama Puzzle? We certianly have the other characters in place. More and more Calmorines are coming everyday. One of them went Islamic at Fort Hood the other day...
I think there were a few folks who have read George Orwell's 1984 and thought it was a good way to run the world.
Here are some quotes for you to try and relate to the modern world...
"If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face--for ever."
"war is peace"
"freedom is slavery"
"ignorance is strength"
"The Party seeks power entirely for its own sake. We are not interested in the good of others; we are interested solely in power. [. . .] Power it not a means, it is an end.", George Orwell
Look at this funny bumper sticker. "Bend over Here comes the Change!"
Thursday, November 5, 2009
My head my really explode this time
We have had four days of nice weather. I have done less than 80 acres. I have four acres left in one field-plus headlands and some skips, a drill full of very nasty oats, all the openers are plugged and it is raining. It is so wet I can't even get to the drill with anything but a 4wd pickup. Four freaking acres, going on 8 by the time I would be done. Oh, and did I point out that the drill was nearly full of oats.
First I had to get a truckload of hay loaded. Four blocks of hay, four blocks of straw. The truck driver showed up two hours early. I got my neighbor to load but then he sent his 40 something female employee to run the squeeze-just to tweak me I am sure. Then Jose shows up the with other squeeze so that made it a full fledged circus. I had four blocks to move in from outside. Of course she thought I should move those myself. I did not disagree as she drives me absolutely nuts. It took me way too long to move them in. In the mean time Philip, the 70-going on 80 year old workacholic who lives next door showed up for some short pieces of angle iron to be cut and drill. Uncle H. who does that sort of thing was getting his backhoe out of some project that would be flooded by the coming rain so I did the project for Philip. The my cousin, who I was supposed to be planting for, showed up to take me to my pickup at his main farm ten miles away. Plus, I had to take the squeeze back at 3 mph, put the seed truck back in the barn, and put a tarp on the crappy hay that was still outside.
I shouldn't have stopped for lunch.
My wife is sick and S. had a soccer game and an awards dessert afterwards. So I filled the drill and started planting.
OF COURSE the GPS wouldn't work and I needed the field map to show that we had planted the crops to fulfill the requirements of the government no-till program.
Have I even mentioned how much I hate Windows? What a idiotic operating system. It doesn't work. I saved the field map from FarmerGPS. But it didn't save. This has NEVER happened to me with a Mac. I tried to open FarmerGPS but in Windows when you click on a program it doesn't always open right away, so then the menu went away while I was clicking and it opened the other gps program which took over the computer. SO I just mashed down the on/off button till the screen went black.
How could Windows become the universal system? The commodore64 had a superior OS. People who claim Windows is the best OS are idiots. There is no way around it. If anyone ever attempts to argue that windows is better than a Mac, I no longer need to argue. I can now just laugh and walk away. Why argue with a moron? You can believe what you want to believe, I just don't care...
Just the same, I hate my tablet computer with a passion. If there was a way to make a less intuitive, difficult to navigate system I'm sure Bill Gates would have funded it...
Which brings us to the issue of youth soccer. What a joke. I picked up S. and her friend at school and took them to the McMinnville soccer park. They wanted to play on the playground and had a good time before the game. The McMinnville team had the typical sports moron parents and coaches.
Somehow the middle-aged ladies of our team had a disagreement with the middle-aged ladies of the other team. Middle-aged ladies have to be the biggest annoying demographic in the universe. Other than middle-aged men with large beer guts and sweat pants who are coaches. Now that is truly the most offensive. Their coach was just such a splendid example of manhood. A protruding belly, an OSU t-shirt, and he yelled a lot. Their team strategy involved much larger girls and a Mexican girl who they claimed did not speak English and thus couldn't understand the ref. But, this girl was able to call various girls on our team fat and stupid in perfectly unaccented English. Oh, yes youth soccer.
Later we had ice cream.
Sadie's friend's mother was quite friendly and seemed to know exactly who I was even though I am sure I had never seen her before. She was nice and I was able to talk to her and avoid any sort of bonding with any of the other kids parents. Any interaction with other parents can only lead to appeals towards volunteerism or social interaction. I try to avoid such things.
I may have to even resort to being grumpy and standoffish...
Next S. has basketball. Two games on Saturdays. Don't parents have lives? Don't kids play games, have hobbies, read books, feed calves, clean chickenhouses, ride bikes, play legos, have paper routes? Why would anyone in their right minds spend a perfectly good Saturday afternoon playing basketball unless it could possibly be a ticket out of poverty and a depressing social situation?
I'm going to have to dig 33.4 bushels of oats out of a grain drill with a five-gallon bucket. I am so not looking forward to that....
First I had to get a truckload of hay loaded. Four blocks of hay, four blocks of straw. The truck driver showed up two hours early. I got my neighbor to load but then he sent his 40 something female employee to run the squeeze-just to tweak me I am sure. Then Jose shows up the with other squeeze so that made it a full fledged circus. I had four blocks to move in from outside. Of course she thought I should move those myself. I did not disagree as she drives me absolutely nuts. It took me way too long to move them in. In the mean time Philip, the 70-going on 80 year old workacholic who lives next door showed up for some short pieces of angle iron to be cut and drill. Uncle H. who does that sort of thing was getting his backhoe out of some project that would be flooded by the coming rain so I did the project for Philip. The my cousin, who I was supposed to be planting for, showed up to take me to my pickup at his main farm ten miles away. Plus, I had to take the squeeze back at 3 mph, put the seed truck back in the barn, and put a tarp on the crappy hay that was still outside.
I shouldn't have stopped for lunch.
My wife is sick and S. had a soccer game and an awards dessert afterwards. So I filled the drill and started planting.
OF COURSE the GPS wouldn't work and I needed the field map to show that we had planted the crops to fulfill the requirements of the government no-till program.
Have I even mentioned how much I hate Windows? What a idiotic operating system. It doesn't work. I saved the field map from FarmerGPS. But it didn't save. This has NEVER happened to me with a Mac. I tried to open FarmerGPS but in Windows when you click on a program it doesn't always open right away, so then the menu went away while I was clicking and it opened the other gps program which took over the computer. SO I just mashed down the on/off button till the screen went black.
How could Windows become the universal system? The commodore64 had a superior OS. People who claim Windows is the best OS are idiots. There is no way around it. If anyone ever attempts to argue that windows is better than a Mac, I no longer need to argue. I can now just laugh and walk away. Why argue with a moron? You can believe what you want to believe, I just don't care...
Just the same, I hate my tablet computer with a passion. If there was a way to make a less intuitive, difficult to navigate system I'm sure Bill Gates would have funded it...
Which brings us to the issue of youth soccer. What a joke. I picked up S. and her friend at school and took them to the McMinnville soccer park. They wanted to play on the playground and had a good time before the game. The McMinnville team had the typical sports moron parents and coaches.
Somehow the middle-aged ladies of our team had a disagreement with the middle-aged ladies of the other team. Middle-aged ladies have to be the biggest annoying demographic in the universe. Other than middle-aged men with large beer guts and sweat pants who are coaches. Now that is truly the most offensive. Their coach was just such a splendid example of manhood. A protruding belly, an OSU t-shirt, and he yelled a lot. Their team strategy involved much larger girls and a Mexican girl who they claimed did not speak English and thus couldn't understand the ref. But, this girl was able to call various girls on our team fat and stupid in perfectly unaccented English. Oh, yes youth soccer.
Later we had ice cream.
Sadie's friend's mother was quite friendly and seemed to know exactly who I was even though I am sure I had never seen her before. She was nice and I was able to talk to her and avoid any sort of bonding with any of the other kids parents. Any interaction with other parents can only lead to appeals towards volunteerism or social interaction. I try to avoid such things.
I may have to even resort to being grumpy and standoffish...
Next S. has basketball. Two games on Saturdays. Don't parents have lives? Don't kids play games, have hobbies, read books, feed calves, clean chickenhouses, ride bikes, play legos, have paper routes? Why would anyone in their right minds spend a perfectly good Saturday afternoon playing basketball unless it could possibly be a ticket out of poverty and a depressing social situation?
I'm going to have to dig 33.4 bushels of oats out of a grain drill with a five-gallon bucket. I am so not looking forward to that....
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