Trying to get a sponsorship from Mt. Olive Pickles so I thought I would do my own virtue signalling in honor of the 4th of July

 

I would like to do a change.org petition to encourage the Mt. Olive Pickle company to bring back their flagship brands! Even Poseur Twats (official term with civilized spelling) deserve acknowledgment for past accomplishment.

I think it is pretty funny that the political wing that elected a dude with a Nazi tattoo in Maine is afraid of a flash of the old red and blue. 

In honor of the great heritage of Mt. Olive pickles and their love for the workers. (see previous link) I thought I would post the Frederick Douglass Fourth of July Speech from 1852 as read by Richard Pryor

 

 

Oops! Sorry! wrong comedian. I mean as read by James Earl Jones... So you have to check out the intro by PBS. Sometimes you need to go back to PBS just to see what a total bunch of boomer commie idiots they all are. Oh my, did I string together to many synonym for "Douche Canoe..." 

 

If you really want to put yourself to sleep this fourth of July, here is a link to the printed text. Just think, this lead to the invention of Rap music. (CLICK HERE) I didn't really mean to be disrespectful. He makes so really good points, there are great quotes.

“Fellow-citizens, pardon me, allow me to ask, why am I called upon to speak here to-day? What have I, or those I represent, to do with your national independence? Are the great principles of political freedom and of natural justice, embodied in that Declaration of Independence, extended to us? and am I, therefore, called upon to bring our humble offering to the national altar, and to confess the benefits and express devout gratitude for the blessings resulting from your independence to us?” 

Happy illegal fireworks day!