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Sunday, December 17, 2017

I hate tests

The GRE test is my excuse for not going to grad school. Stupid reason, I'd probably still not have a real job anyway.
I fell off the forklift yesterday trying to change the yard light. Took Teddy and I all day. Ended up installing a new fixture. I wanted to go LED but didn't have $150. Got the cheapo $75 mercury vapor one.
Tomorrow I take my commercial applicator exam. I'm going to fail it. I can't concentrate.
I think I am mental.
Daughter is sick. Skipped church and I'm hoping hot water jets on my back will make me feel better. Not sure what to do about my knee.
Am trying my favorite brand of muscle relaxant.
We shall see...


  1. Sorry to hear about your daughter; hope she feels better soon. As for you, remember what they say, "don't try this at home." I assume that nothing was broken, at least (bodily speaking).

  2. Oh man! Thats not good falling off anything. Too late to do anything about it now but hope you recover quick and completely.


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