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Friday, April 3, 2015

I try a new hat

This hat is more comfortable but it does leak a little.

Plus, I have problems with visibility. However, if I would just paste a photo of something I want to see on the inside, then I would always be where I want to be.
When I was in high school we had a film on mental health issues. I always thought the fellow who was in the corner rocking back and forth had a pretty good thing going... As long as your mental world is happy..
But I digress,
I could also take part in jousting tournaments in my spare time! I could be Sir Fartsalot and my duck and I would be quite famous, in the weird little circle of jousting people...

6 comments:

  1. i totally think this will work. awesome.

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  2. Yes. You should keep that one. You might consider cutting a couple of eye holes or a slot to see out of, but sometimes it best not to know what's ahead. As for the leak? Stick a cork in it.

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    1. Also: Best worn oily in the morning.

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  3. It may help to "funnel" your thoughts and concentrate your powers of thinking.

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  4. Just be sure the aliens don't suck your brains out through the little hole in the top!

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  5. "Funnel cakes? We don't need no stinkin' funnel cakes!"

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