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Saturday, February 21, 2015

I could have gotten stuck!

One must always be vigilant while operating a tractor. Had I not stopped in the nick of time I undoubtedly would have been in trouble. 

Today I must keep an eye out for anvils and a falling piano. I think my duck has been recruited through social media to violence! Perhaps it has been unjustly treated and feels socially disadvantaged. I know that always harshed my mellow!


  1. You reminded me of an old saying: "one foot in the grave and the other one on a banana peel".

  2. Another three feet and a cliff would suddenly have appeared.


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