I find these stupid corks everywhere on campus. Corks and those little plastic things with dental floss that you clean your teeth with.
Of course I hate the wine industry in general. Wine attracts Californians who in turn attract bicyclists with their funny little Bruce Jenner outfits which attract the scourge of humanity, middle-aged-white-liberals which give us angry young progressives and street beautification projects that don't work, confusing restroom signs, confusion when it comes to cake baking, overpopulation in Portland, and general annoyance which leads to more wine, more bicycles, more gender confusion, more democrats, more wine, more bicycles, the end of civilization.
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If the progressives ever get serious about world hunger they will start turning all that wine into raisins. I have never seen someone weaving down the road after eating too many raisins.
ReplyDeleteGrace and peace.
Well they would probably prevent that somehow so you had to stick the raisins up yer butt in the name of equality and social progress and then those of us who like to like to eat them as delicious snacks would all have to go to re-education camps. Perhaps I could get and exception as I like to stick them up my nose. Beans are so harsh on the skin.
DeleteThey need to drink beer, then they won't worry about their teeth (at least not until the pretzels run out).
ReplyDeleteWe also have beer snobs.
DeleteYou left out 'more vineyards' owned by people with way too much disposable cash, trying to make themselves seem more important to others of the same ilk.
ReplyDeleteEven though a few years ago they cleaning sewers or selling used tires? Not to mention the big guys like California Retirement fund buying and fencing all the hillsides.
DeleteHeh Now that is funny stuff man...
ReplyDeleteI agree too.
Do you know your community has gone to heck when the first vineyard appears. Soon you will see spandex boy on his bicycle.
DeleteWe live in a Dry county, no alcohol sales...while mowing near the main road along the ditch I found a wine cork....now I read this. Oh no we are doomed! Spandex dressed Cyclists on the road with logging trucks farm machinery and Amish buggies...this should be good????!!!!
ReplyDeleteWine, wine, wine. The dental flow things which look like miniature brush hooks are everywhere. That I don't understand. Just regular floss and leave it for the birds and rodents.
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