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Thursday, April 2, 2015

Tests of different devices to protect me from alien mind control rays

I have been wondering if our neighborhood is being bombarded by alien death rays. I have been experimenting with hats to see if interrupting these rays will improve my thinking ability.
I thought I would start out with this Mercury hubcap. I'm having some trouble getting it to stay on my head.

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  1. Great idea! Hold it in place and have somebody hammer it enough to form fit it to your head.
    A Mercury hubcap is a good choice. It flows & is very easy to form. Do not take orally.

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  2. A *Mercury* hubcap is very appropriate.

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    1. I should mail it to Ralph Goff, it would fit his car.

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  3. Look out behind you. Imperial Jet Star.

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  4. Go about like that with your left pinkie out a clever ruse. Throw them off their alien game to think you're having tea, not bouncing death rays.

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    1. I try to keep my little finger out, if is wine country here.

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  5. why don't you stick with the standard tin foil?

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    1. leftbankofthecharles says it is now made out of aluminum and won't work... (due to the international robot/alien brain plot)

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  6. Don't you have a tap and "die" set?

    Grace and peace.

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  7. we had a very expensive day yesterday. so i figured i'd come by and see how your money raising efforts were going. did you start a gofundme page cuz i want to learn from the experts.
    :-D
    ps i'm old school tin foil also

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