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Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Why the new progressive superhero "Wienerboy" is important to you and I and should make you depressed

I was listening to the lady on Air America who used to be 747 mechanic or something like that and she was defending the Wienertexter. On and on about Republican's being hypocrites and wienerboy just liking his strange electronically. Oh, and the defense for offensive behavior that goes along the line of he just can't help it because he is just such a kind and caring sex maniac but it is because he is so focus and talented. (This defense probably will not work for the IMF dude.)
And on about how the Republican's are taking everyone's rights away and oppression and the usual blah, blah, blah.
So then I listened to Rush Limbaugh read some of the legislation Wienerboy worked on to punish and track sex offenders on the internet. Very intrusive and invasive of privacy, especially when you consider that a 18 year old making out with a 17 year old or 16 year old will get you sex offender status most places, even if you are both still in high school.
Then... I know this seems unrelated I came across this story at Chert Hollow Farm about ice cream.
After you read it I tell you why the Wienertexter is important....
This guy is making laws that affect us all and what does he spend his government time doing? Sending dick photos to his progressive groupies?
What do they do on capital hill? Larry Craig spends a lot of time in the bathroom with his wide stance, Weinertexter-the star of the new Democrats-is stalking his groupies, Mark Sanford is "Hiking the Appalachian trail" and good ole Bill Clinton ruined a perfectly good cigar.
What we see in the news could lead those of us who are cynical to think that most laws and regulations are the result of back room "monica's" and a couple envelopes of cash...
It is like freshman year at the state university. Adolescents running around with their pants unzipped and chicks "dating" teaching assistants.
AND we pay these people!


  1. Cicadas! I've eaten piranha (delicious), monkeys grasshoppers, grubs, snails, and ants to mention a few. Never a cicada. I guess you have to be hungry enough, and in the right place and at the right time, and I never was.

  2. Had some dog from a street vendor in Korea. Now that I think about it, I don't think he was wearing gloves. The vendor, not the dog. Didn't check to see the Rabies tag either. On the dog, not the vendor.
    I don't think I would like eating bugs.
    Seems to be that if you work on sex issues, you have affairs, and if you work on money issues, you hide money, launder it or otherwise steal it.

  3. Gee, I hope there's a government rule somewhere on breathing, other wise, we'll just have to stop.

  4. None of these things would be an issue if you stopped listening to talk radio!

  5. No one can operate without all sorts of regulations that have to address every possible situation. People die because of it, buildings burn to the ground, it is insane.
    But...the elected officials are no help, they are giving sexual favors to people in airport bathrooms are sending wiener tweets. Perhaps it is not all bad. Imagine what a screwed up mess they would make if they were focusing all their attention on their job. Oh my...
    And yes, I must stop listening to talk radio!


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