I am an excellent businessman

I thought I had too much hay to do this year, So for that and other reasons I don't want to get into right now, I gave 12 acres to my neighbor.

I told them I didn't want to stack it.

I stacked It anyway,

Here it is. $7000 worth of hay. I heard they are getting $225 per ton.

My stacking charge for the whole field was $275.

They even had special stacking requests.

It would appear that using speak text with your  iPhone whilst stacking angrily produces somewhat of a cryptic blog. To be polite about it.